The House On The Scalp

This is a poem i wrote.....................4 english class...............................loosely based on an episode of southpark..................................

There lived a pair of head-lice,
Who grew vegetables,lentils,wheat and rice.
They lived in a forest,of human hair,
They lived so long;men just dont care....

One fine day,they had a fight
It went on and on;the entire night.
Sleepless,yet tireless;they quarrelled on,
Without a pause;dusk to dawn...

Reason and debate;turned to violence,
A piercing wail;turned to silence......

A marriage broken;a life taken,
All due to the fight;god-forsaken......

He started to cry;shed many a tear,
Just about then,man found clinic all-clear.....

Great thunder,then poisonous foam,
Dissolved two lice,and their little home.....

Here at the end,I have but one doubt,
What was their little fight,all about?????????

insomnia?????????well,nt exactly........................more lyk sleep-deprivation

k this is my 12th nyte awke past 4..................12th in 14 nytez.......................ppl say itz insomnia, but my views are quite the contrary...................but coming from me,who knows????????
well,i fel that i stay up late out of choice................choosing to chat on d fone,sit up on d net n play games on d comp,rather than gettin a good nytez sleeep........................n dn afta i feel dat d nytez no longer dat young,i crash n sleep widout ne problemz watsoever.............................often all through the whole of the next day...............................newaze,dis lifestyle of stayin up late n chillaxin den,is nt gna last 4 long.............................cuz skul startz frm munday,(day-after 2moro,21st july)
bak 2 d life which could b compared 2 d likes of auschwitz n bergen-belsen,although very slightly more modernized...........................also,bak 2my friendz,classmates n all else...............................n last but not d least,our much-beloved teacherz.....................................neeed anymore be said about them AT ALL????????????????????????????????
newaze,im chillaxin 4 now.....................
ciao

NO DISCRIMINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hmmmmm........i just read dis blog (http://nodiscrimine.blogspot.com/) afta 1 of itz contributors wrote a comment on my blog,,,which was in spanis so i hd 2 translate it............used google translator....n gt a translated spanish blog about discrimination against women,whic was made by 2nd year students of the Technical Institiute San Cayetano,Argentina..........................................................
It made me realise wat ws goin on,withe extensive use of videos,true stories n statistics................
sm questionz came 2 my mind............
1)why are 99% of d cooks in restaurantz male,evn though every1 knwz dat mom n grandma cook d best in d world???????????????
2)twist d abuv question:why do so few men cook regularly at home,when 99% of cookz @ rstaurantz r male??????????????????????
3)Why is it HIS-story and not HER-story?????????????(taken frm d muvvee "100 girls"-a must watch!!!!)
either way,i rspect chix n der human/fundamental rytz....n i lyk cookin..............
n i played squash 4 d 1st tym @ pdo club wid my neighbour...........lyked it.....
9nth l8 nyte running......................insomnia myte b settin in...........
NO DISCRIMINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ciao

7 nytz of near-insomnia................

okay...for the past 7 nites,i havent slept more than 2 hours n havent slept before 4 am......................
damn!!!!!!!!apart form the occasional headache ,pangs of hunger,,and the continual rise in the no. of typos i make,sleep-deprivation doesnt affect me all that much.......................eh!!!!!
plenty of good,newly-downloaded movies to keep me company(nw d fbi's gnna gt me) and internet access to keep me bizzy
and of course,the cookies n chocolate milk @ night
also the victims of my endlessranting on the net,eho stay up n waste their tym tokin 2me..............\
god bless them all
dont say shit.....if u wer in my positin,u wud b happy as hell too
ciao

Which would have higher inflation,heaven or hell??????

Inflation is all the world's been ravin about for quite a bit of time...................perhaps it would be good entertainment to bring that concept to heaven and hell...........Well,hell probably has it already,cuz i dont think a whole lot of economists ever go up to the kingdom of heaven(unless theyre mormons)...............................
but do you think its fair,that heaven is above us,and so,has a disproportionately large amount of space,whereas hell,which happens to be below us,is kinda cramped cuz it should be within the earth's mass,somewhere between the crust and the core(i like to think that it only exists in the mantle)..........................so its almost fair that hell wants to conquer heaven,for the purpose of obtaining enough space for its already innumerable occupants.................(actually,they also want to do it as you cant see shit on earth from down there,where as you can downblouse all you want when ur sittin on a cloud up there(provided u have an extraordinarily good telescope or set of binoculars)
land rates must be through the roof in hell........................god knows how many are stuck in d lake of fire.....................almost like bangladesh man(even though its improvin)..............................
well satan doesnt give a rats ass for economics,does he..........................................
as of now,neither do i
ciao

shippin off to muscat............to find my leg!!!!!!!!!!!

leavin 4 muscat 2nite.............sayin goodbye to india for another year.......................n sayin hello to 8 months of slogging.................
had fun in manali,had fun in blore,n had fun in bbay.............................
goodbye to low call-rates,grandma's cooking,,n all that i mentioned in the last post...............................
taken my share of positifs and negatifs from my experiences in india during this summer............
a summer well-spent........at the very least
ciao